"We were seduced by the glitz and glamour of showbiz."
"...There was a mouse in mine."
"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"
"Sometimes I forget my middle name..."
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"When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist."
"Guess who I'm dating. Wes Brody. He's super cute. He plays soccer with my sister. He's 7."
"Guess who I'm dating. Wes Brody. He's super cute. He plays soccer with my sister. He's 7."
"Mr Shue, is he your son?"
lol I LOVE her! She is hilarious!
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