Quotes by Brittany from Glee

4/13

"We were seduced by the glitz and glamour of showbiz."

"...There was a mouse in mine."

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

"Sometimes I forget my middle name..."

4/20

"When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist."
"Guess who I'm dating. Wes Brody. He's super cute. He plays soccer with my sister. He's 7."

"Mr Shue, is he your son?"